Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire

by Diane deGroat (2006, SeaStar Books, 6.95)
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Gilbert the opossum is nervous about portraying George Washington in front of the class. And, he feels even worse when he cannot find his main prop and looks to blame anyone but himself. Color. Grades K-3. [8” x 10”...32 pages]

It Wasn't My Fault

by Helen Lester (1989, Houghton Mifflin, 6.95)
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Everything is poor Murdley Gurdson's fault. Your students will love the way the blame for his lost shoe passes from animal to animal—with a surprise ending! Color. Grades K-3. [8” x 9.5”...32 pages]

It's Not My Fault!

by Nancy Carlson (2003, Carolrhoda Books, 15.95/hardback)
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Poor George is in trouble again. He's been called to the principal's office. But before the principal can tell him why he's there…his confession begins. He was late to class, didn't finish his math assignment, spilled paint, and set a cage of mice loose. One mishap has led to another and now George is up to his ears in trouble—but it's not his fault! George has an excuse for everything, but as his bad choices catch up with him, George runs out of others to blame. Color. Grades K-3. [8” x 10”...32 pages]

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