Dirt Boy

by Erik Jon Slangerup (2003, Albert Whitman & Company, 6.95)
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Fister Farnello loves dirt so much that he escapes the bathtub to run off to the deep woods. There he has the most rotten and delightful time getting even dirtier, especially after he makes friends with Dirt Man, a giant who hasn't taken a bath in one thousand years. Giggly and gross and full of outrageous tall-tale humor, this is a great read-aloud choice for kids who love dirt and the adults who clean up after them. Grades 1-4. [8” x 10”...32 pages]

Impatient Pamela Learns About Germs

by Sarah Overland (2006, Trellis Publishing, 7.95)
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Impatient Pamela is afraid of germs until she discovers how simple things like washing her hands can help keep her safe and healthy. This book serves as a fun and educational tool for parents, teachers, and caregivers, reassuring children about their own ability to fight off germs and stay healthy. Color. Grades PreK-3. [8” x 10”...32 pages]

Germs Are Not for Sharing

by Elizabeth Verdick (2006, Free Spirit, 11.95)
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Simple words complement warm, inviting, full-color illustrations that show kids what germs are, what they do, and why it's so important to stop them from spreading. A special section for adults includes ideas for discussion and activities. Color. Grades PreK-2. (Also available in a board book for 7.95). [9” x 9”...40 pages]

I Am a Booger…Treat Me with Respect!

by Julia Cook (2007, CTC Publishing, 9.95)
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An interesting twist on an age-old behavior problem. The book also servies as a way to teach children good health and hygiene habits. Boogie the Booger teaches little pickers and flickers the healthy way to blow their nose using a Booger Ghost (a tissue). Boogie knows that most people think that he's gross, and some people even call him a snot. But he doesn't feel bad because he does great things! He keeps us from getting sick! He's a true defender against germs and just wants a little respect. Color. Grades K-3. [9” x 8”...32 pages]

Dog Breath

by Dav Pilkey (1994, Blue Sky Press, 6.99)
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Hold your nose! Because here comes the dog with the worst breath in the world. Hally, the Tosis family dog, has such bad breath that Mr. and Mrs. Tosis plan to find her a new home, until she proves to be a great watchdog. You will find this story a great way to remind your students to keep their teeth clean. Color. Grades K-3. [7” x 9”...32 pages]

How Do I Cure This Cold?

by Greg Williamson (2004, Peerless Publishing, 7.99)
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A cough, a sniffle, and a sneeze! Freddy loves winter. One day a cough, a sniffle, and a sneeze threaten to end his winter play. Luckily, he gets lots of help from others, and finds out how to cure this nasty cold. Color. Grades 1-5. [11” x 8.5”...24 pages]

Those Mean Nasty Dirty Downright Disgusting but…Invisible Germs

by Judith Rice (2004, Redleaf Press, 13.95)
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A little girl, who accumulates germs on her hands during her busy day, defeats them by washing her hands before meals. Bilingual. Grades K-5. [8.5” x 11”...32 pages]

No B.O.! The Head-to-Toe Book of Hygiene for Preteens

by Marguerite Crump (2005, Free Spirit, 12.95)
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This frank, reassuring book covers the physical changes boys and girls experience during puberty and offers tips on good hygiene. Previously titled "Don't Sweat It," this book takes a light-hearted, non-threatening approach. Grades 3-7. [7” x 9”...118 pages]

Why Wash?

by Claire Lewellyn (1999, Sundance, 7.50)
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The author teaches children that when they are clean, they will feel good about themselves and their friends will normally like them a lot better. And, staying clean also kills germs. The book concludes, "The next time I ask myself, 'Why wash?' I'll remember that I like to smell good, look good, and get rid of germs." [7.5” x 8”...32 pages]

This book is part of the popular Kid-to-Kid Series.

Wash Your Hands!

by Tony Ross (2000, Kane/Miller, 4.95)
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The Little Princess loves getting her hands dirty. Problem is…she hates washing them. That is, until she hears about the nasties, dirties, and other horrible things. Color. Grades K-3. [8” x 9”...24 pages]

Those Icky Sticky Smelly Cavity-Causing but…Invisible Germs

by Judith Rice (1997, Redleaf Press, 14.95)
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English and Spanish text presents the importance of dental health and the care of the teeth. Color and black & white photos. Bilingual. Grades K-5. [8.5” x 11”...32 pages]

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