The Enormous Crocodile

by Roald Dahl (2003, Puffin, 7.99)
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The hungry Enormous Crocodile learns a lesson he won't soon forget when the animals in the jungle join together to put an end to his nasty schemes. Color. Grades K-3. [8” x 10”...32 pages]

Hey, Little Ant

by Phillip & Hannah Hoose (1998, Tricycle Press, 15.99/hardback)
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So begins a conversation between a young boy and the ant trembling in the shadow of his sneaker. This playful story brings up questions about ethics and peer pressure, encouraging children to decide for themselves to squish...or not to squish? What if your friends saw you hesitate? Color. Grades K-3. [11” x 8.5”...28 pages]

The Meanest Thing to Say

by Bill Cosby (1997, Cartwheel Books, 3.99)
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A new boy in Little Bill’s second grade class tries to get the other students to play a game that involves saying the meanest thing possible to one another. When Little Bill refuses to participate, the nasty name-calling game falls flat. Color. Grades 2-5. [6” x 9”...32 pages]

This book is part of The Little Bill Series.

Lovable Lyle

by Bernard Waber (1977, Walter Lorraine Books, 6.95)
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Lyle, the crocodile, thought everyone loved him until the day he received a hate note from an anonymous despiser. Color. Grades K-3. [8” x 11”...48 pages]

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