Each business-card-sized (2”
x 3.5”), 40-card set, comes with a plastic holder. Just like the business card holders you often see on desks.
The price for each set of 40 cards is $5.00. Here are the various quips and quotes on this set:
IT'S NICE TO BE IMPORTANT...
But more important to be nice!
THERE IS NOTHING SO SMALL...
That it can't be blown way out of proportion!
THE ONLY TIME A WOMAN CAN CHANGE A MAN...
Is when he's a baby!
DON'T ANNOY THE CRAZY PERSON
STARING AT THE COMPUTER
$5.00 FINE FOR WHINING
YOU MAY BE ONLY ONE PERSON IN THE WORLD...
But you may be the world to one person!
THE WORLD'S MOST WIDELY USED COMPUTER LANGUAGE...
"@!@!*!*#?!!*!#@!"
I DO NOT REPEAT GOSSIP...
So listen carefully!
"OUTSIDE OF A DOG...
A book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog,
it's too dark to read!" ...Groucho
Marx
WHAT IF THE HOKEY-POKEY IS REALLY WHAT
IT'S ALL ABOUT?
RELAX AND TAKE HEART...
The only person who ever got all the work done by
Friday
was Robinson Crusoe!
THIS ONLY LOOKS LIKE A DESK...
It's actually a large trash can
with
drawers and legs!
BE MODERATE IN ALL THINGS...
Especially moderation!
I'D LIKE TO HELP YOU OUT...
Which way did you come in?
YOU HAVE NOT LIVED...
Until you have done something for someone who
can never repay you!
THE BUCK DOESN'T EVEN SLOW DOWN HERE!
MAY THIS HOUSE ALWAYS BE...
Too small to hold all our friends!
NEVER TRY TO TEACH A PIG TO SING...
It wastes your time, and it annoys the pig!
A WOMAN...
Has to do twice as much as a man to be considered
half as good.
Fortunately, this isn't difficult!
ALL I ASK FOR...
Is the chance to prove that money cannot
buy
happiness!
A LITTLE GRAY HAIR...
A small price to pay for wisdom!
NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT...
Is sometimes a remarkable stroke of luck!
I WELCOME YOUR ADVICE AND CRITICISM...
And always rush them through the proper
channels!
(one flush usually does it!)
RICHER THAN ME YOU WILL NEVER BE...
I had a mother who read to me!
THERE IS MORE TO LIFE...
Than increasing its speed!
EVERYONE BRINGS ME HAPPINESS...
Some by arriving. Some by leaving!
IF THEY CAN PUT ONE MAN ON THE MOON...
Why not all of them!
THERE ARE THREE KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THE
WORLD...
Those who can count, and those who can't!
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE...
The power of stupid people in large groups!
THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE...
Aren't really things at all.
ALL MEN ARE ANIMALS...
Some just make better pets!
TREAT EACH DAY AS YOUR LAST...
Someday you'll be right!
NO ONE SHOULD BE CONSIDERED
COMPLETELY USELESS...
At the very least, they can serve as a bad example!
A GOOD EXERCISE FOR THE HEART...
Is to bend down and help another up!
REACH FOR THE SKY...
Even if you happen to miss, you'll still be among
the stars!
SORRY, I CAN'T DEAL WITH ANY CRISIS
TODAY...
My schedule is already full.
HAVE A NICE DAY...
(Unless, of course, you've already made other plans.)
TODAY IS A GIFT...
That's why it is called the present!
IF YOU ARE GROUCHY, IRRITABLE, OR JUST
PLAIN MEAN...
There will be a $10.00 charge for putting up
with you!
THE
FOUR STAGES OF LIFE...
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