A CANDLE LOSES NOTHING BY LIGHTING ANOTHER CANDLE...
IT IS EASIER TO BUILD A CHILD...
Than to repair an adult!
NO COFFEE...
No workee!
YOU CAN'T ALWAYS STAY
ON THE SHALLOW END!
BE YOURSELF...
An original is always worth more than a copy!
THOSE IN THE FREE SEATS...
Are usually the first to hiss!
WEL.COM
I ALWAYS TRY TO GO THE EXTRA MILE...
But my boss keeps finding me and brings me back!
WE HAVE ENOUGH YOUTH...
How about a fountain of smart!
ROME DID NOT CREATE A GREAT EMPIRE BY HAVING
MEETINGS...
They did it by eliminating all those
who opposed
them!
MY SHORT-TERM MEMORY...
Ain't what it...something...something!
IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING...
You'll probably end up somewhere else!
THERE IS LITTLE REWARD IN BEING A GOOD PREVENTER...
Nobody ever knows just how many
bad things you
may have prevented!
I USED TO BE INDECISIVE...
Now, I'm not sure if I am or not!
GET INVOLVED...
The world is run by those who show up!
"WE ARE HERE ON EARTH TO DO GOOD FOR OTHERS...
What the others are here for, I don't know." ....W.H.
Auden
DO NOT EMBARK ON VAST UNDERTAKINGS...
With half-vast ideas!
MY DESK MAY BE CLUTTERED...
But my mind is empty!
AN EDUCATION CAREER ISN'T ALL FRUSTRATION
AND CUTBACKS...
There's the exciting physical danger!
WE ALL HAVE GIFTS...
We just tend to open them at different times!
ANY CHILDREN LEFT UNATTENDED IN THIS OFFICE
WILL BE GIVEN A FREE KITTEN!
"LISTEN" CONTAINS THE
SAME LETTERS AS
THE
WORD
"SILENT"
CHAOS, PANIC, & DISORDER...
My work here is almost done!
47.7% OF ALL STATISTICS...
Are made up on the spot!
THE BOSS...
Is always right. Misinformed perhaps, maybe a
little
sloppy, sometimes a bit crude, fickle,
bullheaded,
even
stupid, but never wrong!
THE PROBABILITY OF FINDING ME AT THIS DESK...
Is inversely proportional to the
magnitude of
your urgency!
NO AMOUNT OF PLANNING...
Will ever replace dumb luck!
THE BIGGEST LEARNING DISABILITY...
Is knowing all the answers!
OFFICIAL NOTICE!
The beatings will continue until morale improves!
SOME DRINK FROM THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE...
Others only gargle a bit!
YOU CAN NAME YOUR OWN SALARY HERE...
I call mine "Fred"!
GOOD JUDGMENT COMES FROM EXPERIENCE...
Experience comes from bad judgment!
BEFORE YOU PLANT THE SEEDS...
Be sure you can tend the flowers!
THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THIS PLACE AND THE
TITANIC...
They had a band!
REMAIN.COM
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK...
Had to take my paycheck to the bank.
It's too little to go by itself!
THE ONLY THING IN THE WORLD THAT IS "NORMAL"...
Is the setting on a washing machine!
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