"A LIFE SPENT MAKING
   MISTAKES...

Is not only more honorable, but more useful
than a life spent doing nothing."

                                            ...George Bernard Shaw

"WHEN ONE DOOR CLOSES,
   ANOTHER OPENS...

But we often look so long and so regretfully upon
the closed door, that we do not see the one which
has opened for us."

                                            ...Alexander Graham Bell

  "AT" IS A POWERFUL WORD...

It can end a sentence and a job interview
at the same time!

THE BEST THING ABOUT
   THE FUTURE...

Is that it comes one day at a time!

WHY IS THERE ALWAYS
   SO MUCH MONTH...

Left at the end of the money?

WHAT IF THE HOKEY-POKEY
IS REALLY WHAT IT'S ALL
ABOUT?

NO ONE CAN DO
  EVERYTHING...

But everyone can do something!

  ARE YOU...

Boldly going nowhere?

  YOU ARE FAST BECOMING...

Exactly what you are going to be!

SOMETIMES I THINK I
UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING
  ABOUT CAREERS...

Then I regain consciousness!

  NO AMOUNT OF PLANNING...

Will ever replace dumb luck!

ASK NOT WHAT YOUR
  COUNSELOR CAN DO FOR YOU...

Ask what you can do for your counselor!

NO PERSON IS EVER GREATER
   OR MORE NOBLE...

Than when writing their resume!

 "CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN...

Naked people have little
or no influence on society."

                                            ...Mark Twain

THERE ARE THOSE WHO
   MAKE THINGS HAPPEN...

And those who watch what happens, as well as,
those who wonder what happened!

"BY WORKING FAITHFULLY
  EIGHT HOURS A DAY...

You may eventually get to be boss and
work twelve hours a day!"

                                            ...Robert Frost

  BE YOURSELF...

An original is always worth more than a copy!

  ONLY POSITIVE ATTITUDES...

Allowed beyond this point!

I MAJORED IN
  LIBERAL ARTS...

Would you like fries with that?
And will that be for here, or to go?

THE BEST MAN
  FOR THE JOB...

Is often a woman!

I THOUGHT I WANTED
  A CAREER...

Turns out I just wanted paychecks!

I AM TIRED OF JOBS THAT
   BUILD CHARACTER...

I want one that PAYS!

  IN A PERFECT WORLD...

First impressions wouldn't count for nearly
as much as ultimate performance!

 "IF WORK IS SO TERRIFIC...

Why do they have to pay you to do it!"

                                            ...Studs Terkel

"YOU CAN'T BUILD A
  GOOD REPUTATION...

On what you are going to do."

                                            ...Henry Ford

  A CRUEL CHOICE...

The human race is faced with a cruel
choice—work or daytime television!

THE MOST IMPORTANT
  THINGS IN LIFE...

Aren't really things at all.

  DON'T BE IRREPLACEABLE...

If you can't be replaced,
you can't be promoted!

WE ARE ALL PAID IN TWO
  DIFFERENT WAYS...

Cash and experiecnce. Take the experience first;
the cash will come later!

"THINGS TURN OUT BEST...

For the people who make the best
out of the way things turn out!"

                                            ...Art Linkletter

HARD WORK PAYS OFF
   IN THE FUTURE...

Laziness pays off now!

YOU CAN GET BY ON CHARM
   FOR ABOUT 15 MINUTES...

After that, you'd better have something!

MONEY IS A LOUSY WAY
  TO KEEP SCORE...

In the world of work, or otherwise!

  CREDENTIALS ON THE WALL...

Do not necessarily make
a decent human being!

  THE TROUBLE WITH WORK IS...

It's so daily!

  IT'S LONELY AT THE TOP...

But you eat a lot better!

  NOT SURE ABOUT A CAREER...

Maybe I can help you find a whole
string of unrelated, dead-end jobs?

 "CHOOSE A JOB YOU LOVE...

And you will never have to work a day
in your life."

                                            ...Confucious

"A PERSON WILL BE JUST
  ABOUT AS HAPPY...

As they make up their mind to be."

                                            ...Abraham Lincoln

NONE OF THE SECRETS OF
   SUCCESS WILL WORK...

Unless you do!