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College Student, Vol. I...
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THIS IS NOT THE
LIFE I ORDERED...
LIBERAL ARTS MAJOR...
Will think for money!
CONFIDENT THINKER IN
NEED OF STIMULATION...
But not now, I am studying!
ASK NOT WHAT YOUR ROOMMATE CAN DO FOR YOU...
Ask what you can do for your roommate!
MY MIND WORKS LIKE
LIGHTNING...
One brilliant flash, and it is gone!
SOME DAYS YOU'RE THE BUG...
And, some days you're the windshield!
(Most days I'm the windshield.)
EVERYONE I KNOW HAS A
PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY...
Some of us just don't have any film!
THE
FOUR RULES FOR SUCCESS...
#1...
#2...
#3...
#4...
Show up
Pay attention
Ask questions
Repeat the above!
THE LAUNDROMAT...
Is not a good place to meet girls. Any woman
who can't afford a washer and dryer can't
possibly support you in proper style!
SOMETIMES I THINK I
UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING
ABOUT COLLEGE...
Then I regain consciousness!
NOBODY EVER DROWNED
IN THEIR OWN SWEAT!
"LUCK IS A MATTER OF
PREPARATION MEETING
OPPORTUNITY!"
Doing what was good for you would be
what you enjoyed doing the most!
I USED TO HAVE A HANDLE ON LIFE...
But it broke!
I'M GOING TO GRADUATE ON TIME...
No matter how long it takes!
ANYTHING NOT WORTH DOING...
Is not worth doing well.
INTELLIGENCE WILL ONLY GET YOU SO FAR...
After that you gotta know something!
CLEAN, DEPENDABLE, AND HARD-WORKING...
What kind of monster are you becoming!
I USED TO BE CLUELESS...
But I turned that situation around 360 degrees!
GOOD STUDENTS ARE LIKE TEA BAGS...
They show their true strength in hot water!
HUH?
NEVER PUT OFF UNTIL TOMORROW...
What you can avoid altogether!
Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes...
(Latin for..."If you can read this,
you're overeducated.")
GET INVOLVED...
The world is run by those who show up!
I TOOK AN IQ TEST...
The results were negative!
I AM A PSYCHIC AMNESIAC...
I know in advance what I'm going to forget!
NO WONDER MY LIFE IS SUCH A MESS...
One of my parents was a woman,
the other a man!
BAD SPELLERS OF THE WORLD:
UNTIE!
MY LIFE HAS A SUPERB CAST...
But I can't figure out the plot!
IGNORANCE AND APATHY ARE
THE TWO BIGGEST PROBLEMS...
I personally don't know and I don't care!
YOU HAVE GOT TO STAND FOR SOMETHING...
Or, you'll fall for any thing!
DON'T LET YESTERDAY...
Take up too much of today!
REMEMBER, INSTANT CREDIT...
Means instant debt!
LIFE IS WHAT HAPPENS
TO YOU...
Means instant debt!
A PERSON IS GROWN UP...
Not when they can take care of themselves,
but when they can take care of others!
FIND THE KEY TO YOURSELF...
And every door in the world is open to you!
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