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Elementary School Counselor, Vol. I Desk Signs...
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ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNSELOR
CAN DO FOR YOU...
Ask what you can do for your counselor!
YOU MAY BE ONLY ONE
PERSON IN THE
WORLD...
But you may be the world to one person!
BE YOURSELF...
An original is always worth more than a copy!
THE MOST IMPORTANT
THINGS IN LIFE...
Aren't really things at all.
COUNSELOR AT
WORK...
Just trying to save the world,
one kid at a time!
SORRY, I CAN'T
DEAL WITH
ANY CRISIS TODAY...
My schedule is already full.
CRISIS IN PROGRESS...
Please do not disturb!
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED...
Being considerate?
EVERYONE BRINGS
ME
HAPPINESS...
Some by arriving. Some by leaving!
A LITTLE GRAY HAIR...
A small price to pay for wisdom!
STICKS AND STONES
CAN
BREAK MY BONES...
But names will really hurt me!
I'D LIKE TO
HELP YOU OUT...
Which way did you come in?
DON'T WISH
UPON A STAR...
Reach for one!
SOMETIMES I
THINK I
UNDERSTAND MY STUDENTS...
Then I regain consciousness!
RELAX AND TAKE HEART...
The only person who ever got all the work
done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe!
YOU HAVE NOT
LIVED...
Until you have done something for someone
who can never repay you!
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN...
Before starting tongue!
IT IS EASIER TO
BUILD A CHILD...
Than to repair an adult!
PRACTICE RANDOM
ACTS OF
INTELLIGENCE & SENSELESS
ACTS OF SELF-CONTROL!
THERE IS LITTLE
REWARD IN
BEING A GOOD PREVENTER...
Nobody ever knows just how many
bad things
you may have prevented!
THE BEST WAY
TO ESCAPE
FROM A PROBLEM...
Is to solve it!
ONLY POSITIVE
ATTITUDES...
Allowed beyond this point!
I AM NOT DISORGANIZED...
I have anti-systematic methodology disorder!
TELL ME AGAIN
HOW LUCKY
I AM TO BE A COUNSELOR...
I keep forgetting!
SCHOOL COUNSELORS
DARE...
To care, to challenge, to inspire, to motivate,
to help students change their lives!
THE ONLY THING
IN THE
WORLD THAT IS "NORMAL"...
Is the setting on a washing machine!
WE ALL HAVE GIFTS...
We just tend to open them
at different times!
YOU WILL OFTEN BE SORRY FOR
SAYING A HARSH WORD...
But you will never regret saying a kind one!
NO SNIVELING!
$5.00 FINE for sniveling of any kind!
MANY THINGS
ARE OPENED
BY MISTAKE...
But none so often as the mouth!
EVEN PERFECT
PEOPLE BUY
PENCILS WITH ERASERS!
NO WHINING AREA!
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WEL.COM
DO THEY EVER
DO ANYTHING
BESIDES COMPLAIN ON YOUR
PLANET?
$5.00 FINE FOR WHINING
WARNING!
COUNSELING IN PROGRESS...
Remarkable changes may occur!
THE
FOUR RULES FOR SUCCESS...
#1...
#2...
#3...
#4...
Show up
Pay attention
Ask questions
Repeat the above!
A
HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW...
It
will not matter what your bank account was, the sort of house
you lived in, or the kind of car you drove—but the world
may be different because you were important in the life of
a child!
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