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Elementary Teacher Desk Signs, Vol. I...
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TEACHERS LOVE TO HEAR THE
PITTER-PATTER OF LITTLE FEET...
Going out to recess!
THOSE WHO CAN,
DO...
Those who can do more, teach!
IN A PERFECT
WORLD...
Professional athletes would complain
about teachers being paid contracts
worth millions of dollars!
SOMETIMES, I THINK
I
UNDERSTAND MY STUDENTS...
Then I regain consciousness!
THE BIGGEST LEARNING
DISABILITY...
Is knowing all the
answers!
WEL.COM
CAUTION!
You have entered a learning zone!
NO
WHINING AREA!
NO SNIVELING!
$5.00 FINE for sniveling of any kind!
I NEVER EXERCISE AND
WORKOUT...
I don't need more exhaustion and
possible injury, I'm a teacher!
RICHER THAN ME YOU
WILL NEVER BE...
I had a mother who read to me!
TEACHING ISN'T ALL ABOUT
FRUSTRATION AND CUTBACKS...
There's the exciting physical danger!
FOR THE NEXT
SEVERAL MINUTES...
Students are to be seen and not heard!
THERE ARE THREE KINDS OF
PEOPLE IN THE WORLD...
Those who can count,
and those who can't!
NEVER TRY TO TEACH
A PIG TO SING...
It wastes your time and it annoys the pig!
AS LONG AS THERE
ARE TESTS...
There will be prayer in public
schools!
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO
REMAIN SILENT...
So please be quiet!
$5.00 FINE FOR
WHINING
TEACHING THE WORLD...
One kid at a time!
"LISTEN" CONTAINS
THE
SAME LETTERS AS THE
WORD "SILENT"
THIS CLASSROOM IS
A BOTTOMLESS PIT...
Of needs and wants!
EVERYONE BRINGS ME
HAPPINESS...
Some by arriving. Some by leaving!
ACCOMPLISHING THE
IMPOSSIBLE...
Means only that the principal will
add it to your regular duties!
CHILDREN ARE WINDOWS
TO THE WORLD...
I'm a teacher, I do windows!
"SOAP AND EDUCATION...
Are not as sudden as a massacre, but they
are more deadly in the long run."
...Mark
Twain
IF YOU ARE A GOOD TEACHER
YOU WILL BE ASSIGNED LOTS
OF EXTRA WORK...
If you are a really good teacher,
you will find a way to get out of it!
The best of us would aspire to be teachers and
the
rest of us would have to settle for something
less, because passing civilization along from one
generation to the next ought to be the highest
responsibility anyone could have."
...Lee
Iacocca
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don't come close to matching the quality and impact of these 3.5" x
2" Desk Signs sitting in a business-card sized holder on your desk.
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