RELAX AND TAKE HEART...

The only person who ever got all the work
done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe!

ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNSELOR
  CAN DO FOR YOU...

Ask what you can do for your counselor!

YOU MAY BE ONLY ONE
  PERSON IN THE WORLD...

But you may be the world to one person!

  BE YOURSELF...

An original is always worth more than a copy!

THE MOST IMPORTANT
  THINGS IN LIFE...

Aren't really things at all.

 COUNSELOR AT WORK...

Just trying to save the world,
one kid at a time!

SORRY, I CAN'T DEAL WITH
  ANY CRISIS TODAY...

My schedule is already full.

  CRISIS IN PROGRESS...

Please do not disturb!

EVERYONE BRINGS ME
  HAPPINESS...

Some by arriving. Some by leaving!

 I'D LIKE TO HELP YOU OUT...

Which way did you come in?

  DON'T WISH UPON A STAR...

Reach for one!

PRACTICE RANDOM ACTS OF
INTELLIGENCE & SENSELESS
ACTS OF SELF-CONTROL!

  I AM NOT DISORGANIZED...

I have anti-systematic methodology disorder!

  SCHOOL COUNSELORS DARE...

To care, to challenge, to inspire, to motivate,
to help students change their lives!

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DO THEY EVER DO ANYTHING
BESIDES COMPLAIN ON YOUR
PLANET?

$5.00 FINE FOR WHINING

WARNING!

  COUNSELING IN PROGRESS...

Remarkable changes may occur!

 I'M GONE FOR TODAY!

Please come back tomorrow!

IF YOU DON'T KNOW
  WHERE YOU'RE GOING...

You'll probably end up somewhere else!

TREAT EACH DAY AS
  YOUR LAST...

Someday you'll be right!

GOOD JUDGMENT COMES
  FROM EXPERIENCE...

Experience comes from bad judgment!

NOT SURE ABOUT A CAREER?

Maybe I can help you find a whole
string of unrelated, dead-end jobs?

YOU HAVE SOME OF MY
  FAVORITE PROBLEMS...

Let's talk!

TIRED OF BEING HARASSED
BY YOUR PARENTS?

Act now! Move out, get a job, pay your own bills!
Do it while you still know everything!

ALWAYS REMEMBER
  YOU'RE UNIQUE...

Just like everyone else!

NO ONE CAN DO
EVERYTHING...

But everyone can do something!

NO ONE SHOULD BE CONSIDERED
  COMPLETELY USELESS...

At the very least, you could serve
as a bad example!

 ALL REPORTS ARE IN...

Life is now officially unfair!

THE ONLY THING IN THE
   WORLD THAT IS "NORMAL"...

Is the setting on a washing machine!

BEFORE YOU CRITICIZE
  SOMEONE...

You should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, if they get mad, you're
a mile away and have their shoes!

LEARN FROM THE MISTAKES
  OF OTHERS...

You can't live long enough
to make them all yourself!

A LOT OF TROUBLE IS
CAUSED IN THIS WORLD...

By combining a narrow mind with a wide mouth!

TELL ME AGAIN HOW LUCKY
   I AM TO BE A COUNSELOR...

I keep forgetting!

THE QUICKEST WAY TO
  DOUBLE YOUR MONEY...

Is to fold it in half and
put it back in your pocket!