YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
  TO REMAIN SILENT...

So please be quiet!

  A GOOD BOOK...

Is a good friend!

INTELLIGENCE WILL ONLY
  GET YOU SO FAR...

After that you gotta know something!

  LIFE'S SHORT...

Read good books!

  FIGHT PRIME TIME...

Read a book!

WEL.COM

  SHH! SHH!...

Others are trying to read!

CAUTION: THIS LIBRARY
  IS NOT SAFE...

You might stumble on a new idea!

  .

SOMETIMES I THINK I
UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING
  ABOUT LIBRARIES...

Then I regain consciousness!

WHAT SCULPTURE IS TO
  A BLOCK OF MARBLE...

Education is to the human soul.

  WHAT PART OF "NO"...

Don't you understand?

EVERYONE BRINGS ME
  HAPPINESS...

Some by arriving. Some by leaving!

  LIBRARIES EXEMPLIFY...

The love of learning, sequestered nooks,
and all the sweet serenity of books!

TELL ME AGAIN HOW LUCKY I
  AM TO BE A LIBRARIAN HERE...

I keep forgetting!

  PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN...

Before starting tongue!

  BOOKS FALL OPEN...

You fall in!

  BOOKS ARE NOTHING MORE...

Than fuel for your mind!

  PROOFREAD CAREFULLY...

To see if you any words out!

BOOKS ARE THE
  MAGIC CARPET...

To imagination!

  "WHY JOHNNY CAN'T READ..."

Now available on video and CD-ROM!

YOU CAN'T TELL A BOOK
BY ITS MOVIE!

  I'M ROADKILL...

On the information highway!

  IF ONLY CLOSED MINDS...

Came with closed mouths!

IF IT GOES
  WITHOUT SAYING...

Then let it go without saying!

  SO MANY BOOKS...

So little time!

RICHER THAN ME
  YOU WILL NEVER BE...

I had a mother who read to me!

  I'M NOT DEAF...

I'm ignoring you!

  A CLEAN DESK...

Is the sign of a sick and disturbed mind!

I WELCOME YOUR ADVICE
  AND CRITICISM...

And always rush them through the proper channels! (one flush usually does it)

  PLEASE DON'T GO AWAY MAD...

Just go away!

  "TIS THE GOOD READER...

That makes the good book!"

                                       ...Ralph Waldo Emerson

"BOOKS ARE THE QUIETEST AND
  MOST CONSTANT OF FRIENDS...

They are the most accessible and wisest of
counselors, and the most patient of teachers."

                                            ...Charles Eliot

 "THESE ARE NOT JUST BOOKS...

But minds alive on the shelves...by taking down one of
these volumes and opening it, we can call into range
voices far distant in time and space, and hear them
speak to us, mind to mind, heart to heart!"
                                                ...Gilbert Highet

"THE MAN WHO DOES NOT
   READ GOOD BOOKS...

Has no advantage over the man
who can't read them!"

                                            ...Mark Twain

  "OUTSIDE OF A DOG...

A book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog,
it's too dark to read!"

                                            ...Groucho Marx

  "THE WISE MAN READS...

Both books and life itself."

                                            ...Lin Yutang

"BETTER TO REMAIN SILENT
   AND BE THOUGHT THE FOOL...

Then to open your mouth, and remove all doubt!"

                                            ...Ralph Waldo Emerson

A DOG IS LOVED BY OLD
  AND YOUNG...

Because he wags his tail and not his tongue!