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Middle School Counselor, Vol. I Desk
Signs...
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YOU MAY BE ONLY ONE
PERSON IN THE WORLD...
But you may be the world to one person!
BE YOURSELF!
An original is always worth more than a copy!
SORRY, I CAN'T DEAL WITH
ANY CRISIS TODAY...
My schedule is already full.
$5.00 FINE FOR WHINING
COUNSELOR AT WORK...
Just trying to save the world,
one kid at a time!
THE MOST IMPORTANT
THINGS IN LIFE...
Aren't really things at all.
EVEN PERFECT PEOPLE BUY
PENCILS WITH ERASERS!
CRISIS IN PROGRESS...
Please do not disturb!
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED...
Being considerate?
EVERYONE BRINGS ME
HAPPINESS...
Some by arriving. Some by leaving!
STICKS AND STONES CAN
BREAK MY BONES...
But names will really hurt me!
I'D LIKE TO HELP YOU OUT...
Which way did you come in?
DON'T WISH UPON A STAR...
Reach for one!
NO WHINING AREA!
SOMETIMES I THINK I
UNDERSTAND MY STUDENTS...
Then I regain consciousness!
AND YOU'RE TELLING ME
THIS BECAUSE...
A VERY TINY GOOD DEED...
Counts more than a great big huge intention!
ANGER, FOR SOME REASON...
Makes your mouth work faster than your mind!
GOOD JUDGMENT COMES
FROM EXPERIENCE...
Experience comes from bad judgment!
PRACTICE RANDOM ACTS OF
INTELLIGENCE & SENSELESS ACTS OF SELF-CONTROL!
ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS...
Is yours worth catching!
THE BEST WAY TO ESCAPE
FROM A PROBLEM...
Is to solve it!
ONLY POSITIVE ATTITUDES...
Allowed beyond this point!
REMAIN.COM
I AM NOT DISORGANIZED...
I have anti-systematic methodology disorder!
TELL ME AGAIN HOW LUCKY I AM
TO BE A COUNSELOR HERE...
I keep forgetting!
WEL.COM
YOU HAVE SOME OF MY
FAVORITE PROBLEMS...
Let's talk!
SCHOOL COUNSELORS DARE...
To care, to challenge, to inspire, to motivate,
to help students change their lives!
DO THEY EVER DO ANYTHING
BESIDES COMPLAIN ON YOUR
PLANET?
THE ONLY THING IN THE WORLD
THAT IS "NORMAL"...
Is the setting on a washing machine!
WE ALL HAVE GIFTS...
We just tend to open them
at different times!
YOU WILL OFTEN BE SORRY FOR
SAYING A HARSH WORD...
But you will never regret saying a kind one!
THE ONLY THING MORE OVERRATED
THAN NATURAL CHILDBIRTH...
Is the joy of working with middle school students!
MANY THINGS ARE OPENED
BY MISTAKE...
But none so often as the mouth!
ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNSELOR
CAN DO FOR YOU...
Ask what you can do for your counselor!
WARNING!
COUNSELING IN PROGRESS...
Remarkable changes may occur!
THE
FOUR RULES FOR SUCCESS...
#1...
#2...
#3...
#4...
Show up
Pay attention
Ask questions
Repeat the above!
WITHOUT COUNSELING...
We would never have found out that when
we think a thing, the thing we think is not
the thing we think we think, but merely a
thing that makes us think we think the thing
we think we think!
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