Each business-card-sized (2”
x 3.5”), 40-card set, comes with a plastic holder. Just like the business card holders you often see on desks.
The price for each set of 40 cards is $5.00. Here are the various quips and quotes on this set:
$5.00 FINE FOR WHINING
SUPPORT BACTERIA...
They're the only culture some people have!
FRIENDLY SCHOOL NURSE...
Thanks for keeping me that way!
MANY THINGS CAN BE PRESERVED IN ALCOHOL...
Dignity is not one of them!
SOME PEOPLE HAVE NO TALENT FOR COUNTING
CALORIES...
And they have the figures to prove it!
IT'S NOT THE PACE
OF LIFE THAT CONCERNS MOST PEOPLE...
It's the sudden stop at the end!
SOME DAYS YOU'RE THE BUG...
And, some days you're the windshield!
IS IT TIME FOR
YOUR MEDICATION?
Or mine?
AN APPLE A DAY...
Keeps the doctor away. An onion a day...keeps everyone away!
NURSING THE WORLD...
One kid at a time!
ACCEPT THAT SOME DAYS YOU'RE THE PIGEON...
And some days you're the statue!
A WOMAN...
Has to do twice as much as a man to
be considered half as good. Fortunately, this isn't difficult!
WHAT PART OF "NO"...
Don't you understand?
EVERYONE BRINGS ME HAPPINESS...
Some by arriving. Some by leaving!
WOULDN'T IT BE SIMPLER...
To isolate and label the few things that aren't harmful to your health!
TELL ME AGAIN HOW
LUCKY I
AM TO BE A NURSE HERE...
I keep forgetting!
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN...
Before starting tongue!
IS IT FRIDAY YET?
A WAIST IS A TERRIBLE
THING TO MIND!
BEAUTY COMES IN
ALL SIZES!
BEFORE YOU PLANT THE SEEDS...
Be sure you can tend the flowers!
WE ARE ALL LIKE TEABAGS...
You can't tell how strong we are until we get into hot water!
SMOKING HELPS YOU LOSE WEIGHT...
One lung at a time!
"HALF OF THE TROUBLES OF THIS LIFE CAN BE TRACED...
To saying 'yes' too quickly and not saying 'no' soon enough." ...Josh
Billings
PARENT BY CHOICE...
Not by chance!
BREATHE IN, BREATHE OUT...
Repeat!
THERE CANNOT BE A CRISIS TODAY...
My schedule is already full.
BE SAFETY CONSCIOUS...
80% of people are caused by accidents!
WHEN SOMEONE IS HAVING A BAD DAY...
Be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently!
PAIN AND SUFFERING IS INEVITABLE...
But misery is optional.
I'D LIKE TO HELP YOU OUT...
Which way did you come in?
THE PROBABILITY OF FINDING ME IN THIS OFFICE...
Is inversely proportional to the magnitude
of your urgency!
FITNESS STARTS...
With a healthy attitude!
IF YOU ARE GROUCHY,
IRRITABLE, OR JUST PLAIN MEAN...
There will be a $10.00 charge for putting up with you!
DO THEY EVER DO ANYTHING
BESIDES COMPLAIN ON YOUR
PLANET?
WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS...
Read the directions!
BRAIN CELLS COME AND
BRAIN CELLS GO...
But fat cells live forever!
GOOD HEALTH...
The slowest possible rate of dying!
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