PARDON ME...

But you obviously have mistaken me for
someone who actually cares about what
you have to say!

THERE ISN'T ANYONE WHO
DOESN'T COUNT!

  DIPLOMACY...

The ability to tell a person to go to
where the devil lives, in such a nice way,
that he looks forward to the trip!

THE PERSON WHO SAYS
  IT CAN'T BE DONE...

Shouldn't interfere with the person doing it!

OFFICIAL NOTICE!

The beatings will continue until
morale improves!

  IT WILL BE A GREAT DAY...

When schools get all the money they need,
and the Air Force has to hold bake sales
to buy a bomber!

  IF ERRORS HAVE BEEN MADE...

Others will be blamed!

  MEETINGS...

The practical alternative to work!

SOMETIMES I THINK I
  UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING...

Then I regain consciousness!

DO NOT EMBARK ON VAST
  UNDERTAKINGS...

With half-vast ideas!

NEVER ATTRIBUTE
  TO MALICE...

What can be adequately explained by stupidity!

DON'T BE AFRAID TO ASK
  DUMB QUESTIONS...

They are much easier to handle than
really dumb mistakes!

SOME DAYS, PRINCIPALS
  ARE AS POPULAR...

As baked beans on a bus trip!

EXPERIENCE IS SOMETHING
  YOU DON'T GET...

Until after you need it!

IT DOESN'T MATTER
  WHETHER YOU WIN OR LOSE...

It matters whether I win or lose!

  WILL ROGERS NEVER MET...

Some of the students I have to deal with!

  TO ERR IS HUMAN...

To blame it on someone else
is even more human!

"BEING POWERFUL IS LIKE
  BEING A LADY...

If you have to tell people you are, you aren't!"

                                         ...Margaret Thatcher

ALWAYS LOOK FOR
  GOOD EVERYWHERE...

Trouble will show up on its own!

  IF I WANT YOUR OPINION...

I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms!

KWITCHERBELLYACHIN'!

IF YOU'RE LOOKING
  FOR SYMPATHY...

You'll find it in the dictionary between
principal and whining!

  THANK YOU...

I am refreshed and challenged
by your unique point of view!

(You may now leave.)

ALWAYS GIVE OTHER
  PEOPLE THE CREDIT...

Credit is like love—the more you give away,
the more you have left for yourself!

NO PROBLEM IS SO BIG OR
  SO COMPLICATED...

That it can't be run away from!

  JUST DO SOMETHING DUMB...

If you would like a little free
newspaper publicity!

FOR GOD SO LOVED
  THE WORLD...

That he did not send a committee!

  42.7% OF ALL STATISTICS...

Are made up on the spot!

BEING A MOVER
  AND A SHAKER...

Doesn't mean being a shover or a taker!

ARE YOU REALLY OFFERING
  A SOLUTION...

Or, are you just another part of the problem!

  APPROACH WITH CAUTION...

You don't know me!

YOUR RIDICULOUS OPINION
  HAS BEEN NOTED...

You can leave now!

YOU'RE ENTITLED TO YOUR
  WRONG OPINION!

WE MAY NOT HAVE IT ALL
  TOGETHER AT THIS SCHOOL...

But, together we have it all.

THERE IS NO LIMIT TO WHAT
  YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH...

If it doesn't matter who gets the credit!

BEFORE YOU GIVE ME A
  PIECE OF YOUR MIND...

Are you sure you can afford it?

THERE IS NOTHING
  SO SMALL...

That it can't be blown way out of proportion!

THIS OFFICE IS OPEN
  FOR ANY PROBLEM...

But, please do not come in
unless you have a solution!

I USED TO BE INDECISIVE...

Now, I'm not sure if I am or not!