WE CAN LEARN A LOT
  FROM CRAYONS...

Some are sharp. Some are pretty. Some are dull.
Some have weird names, and are in different colors.
But they all have to learn to live in the same box!

IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE
  YOU'RE GOING...

It doesn't matter which door you open!

BEING GOOD AT STUPID
  DOESN'T COUNT...

Try studying—amazing results may occur!

ATTITUDES ARE
  CONTAGIOUS...

Is yours worth catching!

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU KNOW
  THAT COUNTS...

It's what you think of in time!

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO
   SUBSTITUTE...

For a genuine lack of preparation!

  IF IT IS TO BE...

It's up to me!

NO PERSON HAS A BETTER
COMMAND OF THE ENGLISH
   LANGUAGE...

Than the one who keeps his mouth shut!

REMEMBER TO GET
  A CHECK-UP...

From the neck up!

NONE OF THE SECRETS OF
   SUCCESS WILL WORK...

Unless you do!

 NEVER MISS A GOOD CHANCE...

To shut up!

CONFIDENCE DOESN'T COME FROM
   KNOWING ALL THE ANSWERS...

It comes from not being afraid to ask
all the questions!

IN DIFFICULT MOMENTS,
  BEHAVE LIKE A DUCK...

Keep calm and unruffled on the surface,
but paddle like crazy underneath!

THE TROUBLE WITH
  IGNORANCE IS...

That it picks up confidence as it goes along!

  FIND THE KEY TO YOURSELF...

And every door in the world is open to you!

  DESTINED FOR GREATNESS...

But pacing myself!

THE SECRET OF SUCCESS
   IS SINCERITY...

Once you can fake that,
you've got it knocked!

ONE GOOD THING
  ABOUT FAILURE...

It doesn't make anyone jealous!

BE ALERT!

The world needs more lerts!

IF AT FIRST YOU
  DO SUCCEED...

Try not to look astonished!

IF AT FIRST YOU
DON'T SUCCEED...

See if the loser gets anything.

THERE ARE TWO RULES FOR
  ULTIMATE SUCCESS IN LIFE...

1. Never tell everything you know.

  GENERALLY SPEAKING...

You aren't learning much
when your mouth is moving!

THE BEST WAY TO
  SUCCEED IN LIFE...

Is to act on the advice you give to others!

THE THINGS THAT COME
  TO THOSE WHO WAIT...

May be the things left by those
who got there first!

THE SOONER YOU FALL
  BEHIND IN YOUR WORK...

The more time you'll have to catch up!

IT IS BETTER TO
  REMAIN SILENT...

And risk the chance of appearing ignorant,
than to speak, and remove all doubt!

HONOR TEACHERS!

  A MIND IS LIKE A PARACHUTE...

It works best when it's open!

"EVEN IF YOU'RE ON
  THE RIGHT TRACK...

You'll get run over if you just sit there."

                                            ...Will Rogers

"NO ONE CAN MAKE YOU
  FEEL INFERIOR...

Without your consent!"

                                            ...Eleanor Roosevelt

"IT IS NO DISGRACE TO
   START ALL OVER...

It is usually an opportunity!"

                                            ...George Adams

  "THERE IS NO FAILURE...

Except in no longer trying!"

                                            ...Elbert Hubbard

"LUCK IS A MATTER OF
PREPARATION MEETING
OPPORTUNITY!"

                                            ...Oprah Winfrey

  "THE MEASURE OF SUCCESS...

Is not whether you have a tough problem
to deal with, but whether it's the same
problem you had last year."

                                            ...John Foster Dulles