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The Wisdom of Dogs Desk Signs...
Besides the good humor they bring into our lives, dogs teach us many things. One particular bit of dog wisdom: There is no moment like the present to be happy!
Our dogs shower us with unconditional love. They look past our shortcomings. They show us how to live a life with no regrets. It is beneath their dignity to complain. They tell us: Be playful, make living fun!
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Advice from your dog:
WHEN SOMEONE IS HAVING
A BAD DAY...
Be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently!
Advice from your dog:
JOY IS CONTAGIOUS...
And sorrow is lessened when shared!
LIFE IS LIKE A DOG SLED TEAM...
If you aren't the lead dog,
the scenery never changes!
A DOG IS THE ONLY THING ON EARTH...
That loves you, more than he loves himself!
MY DOG CAN LICK ANYONE!
A DOG CAN EXPRESS MORE WITH HIS TAIL IN MINUTES...
Than most people can express with their tongues
in hours!
Advice from your dog:
WHEN LOVED ONES COME HOME...
Always run to greet them!
Advice from your dog:
THERE IS MORE TO LIFE...
Than increasing its speed!
"OUTSIDE OF A DOG...
A book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog,
it's too dark to read!"
...Groucho
Marx
IT'S A DOG'S WORLD...
Adjust!
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A
NEW HUSBAND AND A NEW DOG...
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you!
THEY SAY THE DOG IS MAN'S BEST FRIEND...
Not too many who really believe that.
How many of your friends have you neutered?
THERE IS NO PSYCHIATRIST IN THE WORLD...
Like a puppy licking your face!
"THE DOG HAS AN ENVIABLE MIND..."
It remembers the nice things in life,
and quickly blots out the nasty!"
...Barbara Woodhouse
Advice from your dog:
LET OTHERS KNOW...
When they've invaded your territory!
THE MORE PEOPLE I MEET...
The more I like my dog!
Advice from your dog:
NO MATTER HOW OFTEN
YOU'RE REPRIMANDED...
Run right back, and make friends!
NEVER TRY TO TEACH A DOG TO SING...
It wastes your time, and it annoys the dog!
Advice from your dog:
AVOID BITING OTHERS...
When a simple growl will do!
NO OUTFIT IS COMPLETE...
Without a few dog hairs!
WHOEVER SAID YOU CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS...
Never bought a puppy!
Advice from your dog:
TAKE LOTS OF NAPS...
And, stretch well before rising!
MONEY WILL BUY A PRETTY GOOD DOG...
But it won't buy the wag of his tail.
"HAPPINESS IS...
A warm puppy!"
...Charles Schulz
Advice from your dog:
IF WHAT YOU WANT LIES BURIED...
Dig until you find it!
"DON'T ACCEPT YOUR DOG'S ADMIRATION...
As conclusive evidence that you are wonderful!"
...Ann Landers
"THE MORE I SEE OF MEN...
The more I admire dogs!
...Madame Roland
YOU MAY BE ONLY ONE PERSON IN THE WORLD...
But you're the world to at least one important dog!
"YOU WANT A FRIEND FOR LIFE?
Get a dog!"
...Harry Truman
"YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING TO A DOG...
And the dog will give you a look that says,
"WOW, you're right!
I never would've thought of that!"
...Dave Barry
MAY THIS HOUSE ALWAYS BE...
Too small to hold all of our animal friends!
DOGS KNOW THAT THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE...
Aren't really things at all.
A NOBLE GOAL IN LIFE...
Is to become the kind of person
your dog thinks you already are!
"A MAN'S SOUL CAN BE JUDGED...
By the way he treats his dog!"
...Charles Doran
SOME DAYS YOU'RE THE DOG...
And some days you're the hydrant!
"DOGS ARE NOT OUR WHOLE LIFE...
But they make our lives whole!"
...Roger Caras
AGENDA FOR THE DAY...
Let dog in
Let dog out
Let dog in
Let dog out
Let dog in!
THE GREATEST LOVE IS A MOTHER'S...
Then a dog's; then a sweetheart's!
YOUR FRIEND, YOUR PARTNER, YOUR DEFENDER, YOUR DOG...
You are his life, his love... He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion!
DOGS KNOW IT'S NICE TO BE IMPORTANT...
But more important to be nice!
Keep in mind, computer-generated
images don't come close to matching the quality and impact of these
3.5" x 2" Desk Signs sitting in a business-card sized holder
on your desk.
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