Thanks Mom: Humorous and Meaningful quotes on Motherhood

by Tom Burns (2004, Barron's, 8.95/hardback)
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This delightful gift book combines witty adages and quotations with humorous, animal-theme photographs. Small in size but overflowing with inspiring, life-affirming thoughts and feelings, this title presents messages of love to Mom. [6.5” x 6.5”...128 pages]

Elf-help for the Mother-to-Be

by Claudia Bollwinkel (2006, Abbey Press, 4.95)
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Pregnancy is a time of change—and wonder. This book tells how to enjoy this precious time and let go of worries. With a gentle yet honest spirit, the auther offers 38 snippets of good advice and direction for easing into motherhood and enjoying the new baby. [4” x 6”...39 pages]

The Biggest Job of All

by Harriet Ziefert (2005, Blue Apple Books, 15.95/hardback)
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When Lulu grows up, she wants "a really, "really" big job." She doesn't want to wash elephants--"she'd get all wet. She doesn't want to be a doctor--"she doesn't like shots. She doesn't want to drive a big rig--"hard hats itch." She wants the biggest, most important job of all--"but what should it be? A mommy? An author? Nothing is out of the question for Lulu! Her simple game of "What's the biggest job of all?" will open young readers to the many possibilities before "them" too. Color. Grades K-3. [9” x 10.5”...40 pages]

The Incredible Truth About Motherhood

by Bradley Trevor Greive (2003, Andrews McMeel, 9.95/hardback)
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In this moving and funny homage to mothers everywhere, the bestselling author has paired his insightful prose with humorous animal photos that sum up his narrative's loving nuances. [6.5” x 6.5”...94 pages]

Furry Logic Parenthood

by Jane Seabrook (2003, Ten Speed Press, 9.95/hardback)
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A humorous collection of quotes and drawings that capture the emotional essence of being a parent. Makes an ideal gift for Mother's Day, Father's Day, baby showers, or just to perk up any parent's day. [6” x 6”...72 pages]

Dear Mom: Thank You for Everything

by Bradley Trevor Greive (2001, Andrews McMeel, 9.95/hardback)
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A book to help children of all ages (especially grown-ups) express those special thoughts and feelings in tenderly honest words and pictures. A poignant tribute to mothers everywhere, Dear Mom artfully combines touching animal photographs with gentle humor and heartfelt words of thanks. [6.5” x 6.5”...94 pages]

Love Lessons from My Mom: (Important Stuff I Hope I Never Forget)

by Kelly Corbet (2000, Celestial Arts, 12.95/hardback)
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This quote from the book says it all, "A love lesson can come dressed as a baggage handler or a bag lady, from a family counselor or a drive-you-nuts member of your family A love lesson might even come in the shape of a flower growing in your backyard. It's all in the invitation. So if you're open to life, there's no telling what great joys you'll have over for tea or meet in a parking lot." This makes a wonderful gift. Some color. [7.5” x 7.5”...80 pages]

The Language of Parents

Edited (2001, Blue Mountain Arts, 16.95/hardback)
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Showcases a collection of verse and quotations by the world's most celebrated authors, poets, artists, scientists, philosophers, and political figures, both contemporary and classical. A gift that will speak to the heart of every parent. [7” x 7”...48 pages]

She Who Laughs, Lasts!

Edited by Ann Spangler (2000, Zondervan, 12.99)
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Encouraging readers to lighten up and enjoy life, this book is sure to tickle funny bones as some of today's best-known women speakers and authors share their laugh-out-loud stories. [5.5” x 8.5”...224 pages]

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