He Who Laughs, Lasts: 2,181 Notes, Quotes, Jokes, & Anecdotes

Anson Nash, Jr. (2004, Xulon Press, 17.99)
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Categorized topically, this book is designed to make it easy for readers to find just the right amusing speech material for that special event or that audience waiting for something new. This book contains real life illustrations from the church house to the school house. It includes dozens of tried and proven audience pleasers. [6” x 9”...324 pages]

Whatever It Takes: A Journey Into the Heart of Human Achievement

by Bob Moawad (2005, Compendium, Inc., 12.95/hardback)
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Courageous quotations from the heroes, leaders, and champions of our times. [6” x 6”...324 pages]

The Most Brilliant Thoughts of All Time: (In Two Lines or Less)

Edited by John Shanahan (1999, Cliff Street Books, 22.95/hardback)
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You don't have to be a genius to sound like one. Here's a collection of the most profound and provocative wit and wisdom in the English langauge in two lines or less. This collection of the world's choicest—and briefest—witticisms confers the power of the perfect quote! This wonderful book collects the best of what has been thought of and said on every imaginable topic. [6” x 7”...324 pages]

Toasts for Every Occasion: Warm, Wise, and Witty Words Collected from Around the World

by Jennifer Conover (2001, New American Library, 12.00)
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Warm, wise, and witty words collected from around the world. This entertaining and comprehensive guide—fully indexed by category, occasion, and contributor—includes more than 1,300 heartwarming, hilarious, cynical, sentimental, and exotic toasts. Perfect for humorous newsletter quotes, or just an excellent gift. [5” x 7”...285 pages]

The Educator's Book of Quotes

by John Blaydes (2003, Corwin Press, 29.95)
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Blaydes provides teachers with nuggets of wit and wisdom in the form of quotes that will motivate and inspire every educator. [7” x 10”...226 pages]

Seuss-isms: Wise & Witty Prescriptions for Living from the Good Doctor

by Dr. Seuss (1997, Random House, 6.99/hardback)
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A fun collection of excerpts from some of Dr. Seuss's most popular works. These short quotes stimulate thought and reflection in older students while entertaining all ages. [4.5” x 6”...24 pages]

Well Said, Well Spoken: 736 Quotable Quotes for Educators

by Robert Ramsey (2001, Corwin Press, 24.95)
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This one-of-a-kind and easy-to-access collection of thought-provoking quotations can be used as attention-getters, point-makers, openers, closers, and clinchers for all occasions. Designed to meet the needs and interests of busy principals and teachers, this compilation of classic and contemporary quotes and anecdotes features topics and sources not found in other references for the general public. [6” x 9”...162 pages]

The Book of Positive Quotations, Second Edition

Compiled by John Cook (2007, Fairview Press, 21.95)
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Featuring 3,000 new quotations from 1,300 additional speakers (10,000 quotations in total) this book presents uplifting words of wisdom on such topics as happiness, forgiveness, friendship and more! It makes a great aid in presentations, brainstorming, or as a wonderful gift. [6” x 9”...709 pages]

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