The Big Blooper

by Stan & Jan Berenstain (2000, Random House, 3.25)
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Sister Bear is over at Lizzy Bruin’s house watching a video. Sister goes home and tries out a certain word she heard on the video. Mama Bear explains that it’s not the kind of word that adults, and certainly not cubs, should use at any time. Color. Grades K-2. [8” x 8”...30 pages]

What To Do When Your Kids Talk Dirty

by Timothy Jay (1998, Resource Publications, 15.95)
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The author shows parents how to clarify which language values are important to them and then shows how to use proven behavior management techniques to improve the quality of their children's language. Dr. Jay, a psychology professor, has dedicated his career to the study of taboo and unacceptable language. [5.5” x 8.5”...148 pages]

Andrew’s Angry Words

by Dorothea Lachner (1995, North-South Books, 6.95)
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Andrew got mad. And before he knew it, he shouted the ugliest bunch of angry words anyone had ever heard. He was sorry, but before he could do anything, Marion shouted the same angry words over the telephone to Ted. Then, Andrew jumped up and took off for Ted’s house, but he was too late. Color. Grades K-3. [8.5” x 11”...32 pages]

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