Welcome back to the crypt, boils and ghouls. We, the subterranean freaks and geeks that comprise the staff down here at Masters of Brewtality live our deranged existences by a few select ethos’s, one of which is, “You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.� And Flagstaff is a fine place for just that sort of endeavor. This month, we’re going to highlight and elevate a few of our favorite early boozing spots that are all guaranteed to get you on the right path to chaos and lunacy. Enjoy!
Cracker Barrel
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