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CARPENTER’S COLUMN

Carpenter's Column: More tales from the hinterland

Once, a neighbor of mine reported her husband’s disappearance to the police. I accompanied her to the station. They asked her for a description, and she said, “He’s 6-feet-4-inches tall, muscular, with thick, curly brown hair.�

I said, “What are you talking about? Your husband is 5-feet-4, bald, and has a huge belly.�





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